Cody's latest thing is singing the Litany of the Saints in bed just before sleep. He starts and finishes (you cannot even imagine how sweet it is to hear him start: "Holy Mary, Mudder of Go-od, pray for us!") and does a few of his favorites (St. Matthew, St. Elizabeth Ann Seton, Saint Monica, and now-Blessed John Paul). I fill in the middle part, and mix it up each night depending on the day (St. Jude, for example, when it's been a particularly futile-feeling day). Last night I threw in St. Thomas. Cody paused in his singing and said, "Who was St. Thomas?"
Me: I'll tell you all about him tomorrow, buddy. But he was one of Jesus's very good buddies.
Cody: But...isn't Thomas a train?
Me: What do you mean, sweetie?
Cody: Was Jesus best buddies with Thomas the Tank Engine?
Me: Oh. Um. I'll tell you all about it tomorrow.
To creep you out a little bit, it turns out there's a website for everything. Because when you google "Jesus" and "train" here's a sampling. And these are some of the LESS weird things that come up.
I love Jesus and everything. But come on.
Yes, she's there too. Why? Who could say.
UPDATE: Last night, as we were singing, Cody earnestly rang out, "Saint Thomas the Tra-ain, pray for us!" I now never, ever want to set him straight. It is too precious.