Acting Out

Daddy's gone again and I'm sad about it. After I threw up on Mom she made me take a nap. But when I woke up I did some other gross stuff, in case she didn't understand the first time. Mom says if cleanliness is next to godliness then I have done some unholy things today. She also muttered something about "unseemly" and "unconscionable" and asked how many shirts she would have to go through today (hers not mine) and then...SHE STUCK ME IN THE TUB!!!!



If I had KNOWN I could get middle of the day baths just by being gross, I would do it ALL THE TIME! Mommy said not to press my luck.

Still, I will do whatever it takes to make sure I still get my bedtime bath...