Public Service Announcement

Recent studies have shown that sleep deprivation can lead to a variety of adverse effects, including nausea, light-headedness, partial paralysis, narcolepsy, and impaired cognitive function and judgment. For instance:

Our hedges needed trimming. Cody wanted to help. It seemed to me a very bad idea to let Cody hold the hedge trimmer while we did the work. But having him in the backpack while we wield the mighty blade? That sounds like a great idea! What could possibly go wrong?

When you call Child Protective Services, you'll want to note the dangling electrical cord.