CJP: Yesterday, Bidi and Patches and Tigger and Tippy and I went to the pool! We had a great time. We took all our water toys and towels and sunglasses and we all got really wet.
Me: That sounds amazing! Especially since it's been so cold! Did you say "Cowabunga" when you got water all over your faces?
CJP, with great seriousness: Mom! Bidi does not have a face.
Me: Oh. Well, that's true.
CJP: Patches does have a face. But it is tiny. He has a little tiny puppy mouth so he cannot eat Five Guys. He can only eat puppy food. And yesterday when we all went to Dunkin' Donuts (we didn't) I shared my munchkins with him but his mouth was too little so he could only eat the crumbs.
Me: That was very kind of you.
CJP: Bidi could not have any munchkins. She does not have a mouth, Mommy. But she can still talk to me and sing to me and help me calm down, Mommy. Bidi does not have a mouth but she can still COMMUNICATE WITH ME!
Me: I don't doubt it for a second, babe.
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I had forgotten how hysterical that exchange was! Thanks for the reminder link :)
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