Awkward

On the way to school this morning, Cody started complaining that his carseat straps were too tight.

CJP: My penis hurts, Mom! These straps are too tight!

Me: I'm so sorry, buddy. I can't help right this second because I am driving. As soon as we stop I can help you.

CJP: But my penis hurts! It is really uncomfortable!

CML: My penis hurts! My penis hurts!

Me: You don't have a penis, honey.

CML: I have a penis!

CJP: No! You do not have a penis. Because you are a girl. Girls don't have penises. Girls just have butts. Right, Mom?

Me: Who wants to listen to Mary Poppins!?