Cody: Mom! Get Baby Jesus away from Emma — he is a choking hazard!
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Cordelia: Mom! Get up!
Me: I'm getting up! I'm just slower than you because I am old and creaky.
Cordelia: Me too. I am old and creaky.
Me: No, you're nothing close to old and creaky.
Cordelia: Even though I am young and beautiful, I can still be old and creaky with you.
Me: Thanks for the solidarity, sister.
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Cordelia: Cody? I love you more than Jesus loves me. That's a lot.
2 comments:
There is a book in all of this. Please tell me you know that when you are actually old and creaky with time to spare, you will write and publish. Do you know how priceless this material is??
I second that!!!!
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