Dept. of Propaganda

It's been a hard few weeks with my bundles of joy. Sometimes I think to myself:

At a recent birthday party, the little doozy was stenciled on the door.

That's a vicious lie. I mean, come on!


Also — notice the serious lock on that unconvincing door? With a keypad and everything? You know why? That tells you something right there. In a just world, the adults would be behind this door.

I'm an excellent mother, though.



Or as Cody told me, "Mom, even though I got really grounded and you really yelled, I still think you're the best mom I've ever had."