Bear and Bird

I'll admit it: Most of the time, I'm not that thrilled about Cordelia-bird. She sleeps a lot, which is boring. She can't do anything I can do. And when she's not sleeping, she needs Mom and Dad a lot, for her milk and diapers and fussing and stuff. They're supposed to be playing with me. Also, everyone coos over her and says she is so cute. I guess she is, but again, she's boring.

But sometimes I kind of like her.

Yeah, I guess she's ok.