Just Overheard

At the craft table:

CJP: I have two snakes and you only have one snake. I won.
CML: No, I won. I WON! I have two bags. And a red snake. I WON!
CJP: No you did not I WIN! I WIN!
Me: Seriously. Why must this be a contest? It doesn't even make sense. 
CML: Well we are just being competitive right now.
Me: Why? There's no actual competition.
CJP: Yes there is. 
Me: Sigh.

A minute later:
CJP: I'm going to make a bed for the snake.
CML: I'm going to do another one and then I will WIN.
CJP: It's not a competition, Cordelia.
CML: Yes it is a competition. And I will win.
CJP: Cordelia! No backtalk!