Things You Never Thought Would Come Out of Your Mouth...

...but now that you're a mother, they roll off the tongue with ease (if perplexity, and occasional horror and disgust):

• "Take the screwdriver out of your sister's hair."
• "Did that black bean just come out of your nose?"
• "No, sweetie. Your vagina is in the front."
• "We do not put our teeth on other people's bodies. Ever."